Panamera Face-lift

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
08/09/2013 at 12:15 • Filed to: None

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So the Panamera had it's nose done. Nice, subtle changes that do look good. But they can't hide the fact that the whole car looks like a dog doing his number two.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Xesty > Klaus Schmoll
08/09/2013 at 12:20

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This is one of the few examples of a car i would prefer in white over black... Too much of the fine details are lost on the black... also the black has chrome. bleh.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Klaus Schmoll
08/09/2013 at 12:43

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I felt that for the rear, they actually made it worse.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Klaus Schmoll
08/09/2013 at 12:49

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Man, the nose was the only thing right about the car. It reminded me a little of the Corvette. Now it's just bulbous.

It's the stupid hunchback with no engine in it that makes it the ugliest "Porsche" ever made.

Not a fan of the gaudy chrome insert by the front wheels, either. It's like they WANT to make it uglier or something.

(tl;dr—get off my lawn!)


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Klaus Schmoll
08/09/2013 at 13:15

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I'd still buy one.

The second gen Panamera's gonna look HAWT.

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Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Klaus Schmoll
08/09/2013 at 13:16

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That whole ad feels weird to me, considering this is Porsche. It's a bit like they've suddenly hit puberty and become very self-conscious and insecure.

Also, much of what's tackled in there seems to be what the brand as a whole has been attacked for ... the evolutionary design, the Panamera's butt and the somewhat awkward side profile. Way of react like a child when it comes to accusations ... "You can definitely see the changes made, just look here, here and here ."

In the words of Tywin Lannister:

Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Saracen
08/09/2013 at 17:01

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That ASS! Terrible!